August 27th, 2006
Pioneers with furry ears
Most of the animals used in early space tests did not return to Earth. Some of them were left to die in space, floating around in elaborate metal coffins as they drifted off into the universe.
We must remember that when an alien crash lands on this planet… Just because it seems to be in a space craft, doesn’t mean that it built it.
Similarly, those animals we sent out may land on other planets. Can you imagine the fun they are going to have working out how cats and dogs managed to fashion a spacecraft without opposable thumbs?




















Wouldn’t most of the pre-human spacecraft have gone into orbit, until it’s orbit decayed and burnt up in the atmosphere? Not too mention the high likelyhood it’d be destroyed by our terrestrial unoccupied neighbors. *ruined joke* I know.