September 27th, 2006
Mid-week treat - Should I die
I have contemplated using other extracts from my school reports as epitaphs, but ‘failed to grasp even the basics’ would only work if I died young.
I quite liked ‘doesn’t tolerate others’ though…
What would yours be?
Sean on 
Maddie on
god i love this one. even without any illustration, it works absolutely perfectly. you’re so damn clever, i think i’ll eat your brains.
Actually, I can’t take credit for being that clever. The school report is real, it was my physics teacher that came up with that one. Shall we say that I was just a little truant doing my education?
Remember kids, books are better than teachers - they don’t judge you and you can take one to bed without it being arrested.
“might’ve done well, if she slept less”
don’t you find it at all weird that you link to your own site (in the comment) when we’ve clearly have found it at this point?
Yup, it is weird, but I have my reasons…
Honestly, I was on a public computer in a part of the country I don’t know so well… so rather than log in as admin, I just ‘posted’ a comment. I could have left the website field blank, but how would anyone really know it was me?
Quick! Be Mysterious!