May 6th, 2007
The infernal inferno machine
Most accidents, it is said, occur in the home. I’m not sure whose home exactly, but I wouldn’t visit them if I were you.
Apparently the Bathroom is the most dangerous room statistically, and Saturday is the worst day. Perhaps you should avoid the bathroom altogether at the weekends.
More people die in the home through accidents than they do on roads. I might move into a camper van, but would that be worse?
The tumble dryer is the most likely appliance to burn your house down. Boxy, metallic arsonists.
Even putting your socks on can be dangerous. Please take care.
Sean on 
Maddie on
Don’t just clean your lint traps. Wash them and make sure water can flow through. They get clogged with fabric softener, which can prevent air from circulating properly.
This has been brought to you by the Golf Widow, who will this year be celebrating the 20 year anniversary of the Christmas someone didn’t check the lint trap and burned up her Tardis Express (when it absolutely, positively, has to be there yesterday) sweatshirt.
*ouch*
Good to know about washing the lint screen. Hadn’t thought of the chemicals clogging it up.
Finally, the truth comes out.
One time I was sleeping in my bed, with my bedroom door LOCKED…and I woke up to find my dryer standing at the foot of my bed…STARING AT ME.
Maybe i should just buy some new socks.
now I am very nervous!
It would probably be most dangerous to have your dryer in the bathroom. Pf, like even that has anything on my sock infested kitchen.
No I never read old comments of mine, because I look at them, and see signs of insanity that are never pleasant at all. AT ALL!
Dr Hoffman never thought of THAT one!
Front loading washing machine are really bad.
When the thermostat in them breaks and the heating elements get stuck on, they boil dry and brun whatever is in them and then what ever is out of them.
It has happened to me once.
I think laubdry white goods in general are evil, hence why when I get me a girlfriend, she will do all that stuff.
(females are known to be more resistant to evil voices than men, or just more lazy about it).
You wouldn’t think they were so unhappy with us, with how much we sacrifice to them and their God of the Laundrette.
Perhaps it is all the Doesn’t Matter they contain. H’m….
“Doesn’t matter” – hoho, class.
There’s Matter, Anti-Matter, and Doesn’t Matter.
Socks contain a lot of Doesn’t Matter, which is (it is theorised) why they disappear.