August 10th, 2007
Fashion at your fingertips
Following fashion to look good is as much use as following a blind drunk to find your way home
Technorati Tags: fashion, webcomic, the+future, humor
Following fashion to look good is as much use as following a blind drunk to find your way home
Technorati Tags: fashion, webcomic, the+future, humor
Sean on 
Maddie on
I can totally see that. In fact, I’m going to cryogenically freeze myself so I can be unfrozen when finger sneakers are the bee’s knees. IT WILL BE A BETTER TIME.
Anything that says anything about sneakers “taking off” is okay with me.
OK, from now on, fingertip sneakers will informally be known as ‘golfbivins’ in acknowledgement of the two first adopters of the style.
that is a really cool name for little tiny sneakers..
I prefer wearing thimbles or olives on my fingers.
Or perhaps both.
Finger sneakers sound cool at first, but then you’ve gotta lace them up, and once you’ve got one hand done, the other is much more difficult…
So you are saying I shouldn’t follow myself home?
thats a really cool name for anything.
golfbivins for every home! golfbivins on me! golfbivins all round!
i imagine they would make it difficult to eat, and do other things, and if you took them off to eat you would have to unlace 10 shoes, with shoes already on your other fingers.
let me know how that goes.
and the added problem of *shudders* finger odour.
I’m confident I could hold utensils while wearing Golfbivins™. I’d just have to avoid finger foods.
And my fingers always smell funny. I DON’T KNOW WHY.
These could make Thing (from the Adams family) stealthy. No more clickity clack as he runs around.
It is a good time to be a thing.