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Barking into the night
September 4th, 2007

Barking into the night

They say that sometimes, when its owner dies, a dog will pine so badly for their company that they will just sit there and starve itself to death awaiting their return.

Cats however, are more likely to eat the corpse of their owner until something better comes along.

And that is the main difference between cats and dogs.

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9 Comments

  1. Ben Identicon Icon Ben on 04.09.2007 at 16:16 (Reply)

    That is why I like cats.

  2. The Great Joe Bivins Identicon Icon The Great Joe Bivins on 04.09.2007 at 16:25 (Reply)

    Dogs bug the crap out of me. They’re too damn needy.

  3. Seraphine Identicon Icon Seraphine on 05.09.2007 at 08:20 (Reply)

    Forrest is either a Gump reference, or you mispelled forest. It’s funnier as Forrest. Oh, I just answered my own question…

  4. golfwidow Identicon Icon golfwidow on 05.09.2007 at 08:31 (Reply)

    Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood?

  5. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 05.09.2007 at 10:19 (Reply)

    Nope, you’re right, I did mispell ‘forest’, and yes, it is funnier that way.

    Golfwidow, I just wonder if the Beatles were referring to Murakami…

  6. dishwasher Identicon Icon dishwasher on 12.09.2007 at 10:55 (Reply)

    I think cats have been given a bad press they will only pine for the person they like - unlike dogs who are too stupid to know if they like the person or not so will just pine anyway.

  7. Tropylium Identicon Icon Tropylium on 11.10.2007 at 08:25 (Reply)

    Norwegian pines aren’t shaped like that :b

  8. Melanthios Identicon Icon Melanthios on 18.11.2007 at 21:53 (Reply)

    Cats get on with their lives, in other words.

    Rabbits grieve for their warrenmates, but then they soldier on.

    {opinion}
    I really don’t see the nobility in pining for someone or dying of a broken heart. All that proves is that you don’t have enough sense of self to live without the validation of someone else’s existence. Grieving is one thing–I totally understand grieving, and being lonely–but pining and ‘dying of a broken heart’ is just a BIT pathetic, really.
    {/opinion}

  9. Barbara G. Identicon Icon Barbara G. on 26.02.2008 at 14:56 (Reply)

    This is yet another account of the the faithfulness of a dog !

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