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A simile would do
November 4th, 2007

A simile would do

To do list, item #1:

Try spending your whole day talking in metaphors. At least try to use as many as you can during conversation… especially with strangers and colleagues.

Points are rewarded for flair, inappropriateness, comedy and reaction.

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6 Comments

  1. Seraphine Identicon Icon Seraphine on 04.11.2007 at 09:38 (Reply)

    To be quite different (like a metaphor speaking)
    and obdurate (like gum high on Madonna), I shall
    instead speak in similes (like a fish limping)
    for it gives the impression (like a lamp squeezing
    powdered grapes) of brilliance (like a bucket sud
    on fleshy glow-roids). Tie that like a hungry pickle!

  2. T Campbell Identicon Icon T Campbell on 04.11.2007 at 11:59 (Reply)

    I don’t get this one. One of those glasses is neither half empty nor half full…

  3. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 04.11.2007 at 14:00 (Reply)

    Landing a plane is not really a glass half full/empty type situation:

    On the bad side, we’ve crashed, sustained lethal injuries and are writihing in agony as our near dead carcasses char in the heat… but on the good side we won’t be spending the afternoon waiting for out luggage to turn up.

    Whilst there is a metaphor behind that picture, it’s more to do with balancing a tray of drinks whilst making your way through a party than it is about half-full glasses.

  4. Ben Identicon Icon Ben on 04.11.2007 at 23:33 (Reply)

    Being aussie, I figured that it was meaning “land the bloody plane and then you can drink”.
    I figure that if you can’t drink and drive, likely, you can’t drink and fly, and pilots I know (I know a few) like to drink.

  5. easca Identicon Icon easca on 05.11.2007 at 05:32 (Reply)

    I wouldn’t be too reliant on the tower for giving instructions. They’ve been known to be wrong before. Sometimes they’ll order a plane to land on the same runway some other plane is taking off from. Which results in the writhing in agony Adam mentioned. Times two. Cheery thought.

  6. Novembrance Identicon Icon Novembrance on 05.11.2007 at 11:12 (Reply)

    Today’s comic was even more brilliant than usual.

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