Comments on: Impaired?

By: Melanthios

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:05:31 +0000

…This is the best advice ever. I’m going to quote you on this for all eternity.

Now I can explain clothes to aliens…

…or my future son.

Whomever comes first.

By: Melanthios

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:04:24 +0000

Genetically-engineered cockroaches.

By: Melanthios

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:03:16 +0000

So much style, Justine. SO MUCH.

In 1910 I was so handsome and so strong….my moustache was stiffy waxed and one foot long….

By: Melanthios

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:02:10 +0000

…Wow, you’re right!

Sorry I haven’t been here.

By: Ben

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:40:16 +0000

The number she wanted is two. Atleast all my math teachers would have said that. But they were idiots.

By: Maddie

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:33:55 +0000

Adam, I just wanted to say, you helped me win an argument today. Well, it wasn;t an argument, but still.
My friend said “Think of a number between one and ten”
“four”
“That isn’t even”
“seven?”
“or odd….or a decimal…or one. or ten.” (She’s this kind of person, see)
and so I went to my drawer, I got out my copy of the Flowfield Unity book, I found the correct page and showed her a certain strip, in which a number is discovered between 3 and 4, sometime in the 2200’s.
Needless to say, she was rendered speechless.
It’s good to be queen.

By: Brandy

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:32:18 +0000

No, no- I’m just here to enjoy the conversation and comics. The listening devices in your homes are for the spying.

By: justine

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:11:48 +0000

’stylable’ false mustaches? don’t get me wrong, it could work, i’m just not sure how much style you can get from a false mustache…

By: justine

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:09:43 +0000

adam, youre absolutely sure she cant get our personal details off this site?

By: Philippa

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:45:43 +0000

Everyone, without fail, sees themselves as an ameteur sleuth.
I love that! We all have a need to find things out.

Also, you can now get stylable false moustaches. In my experience, they make excellent birthday presents.

By: Chris

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:18:20 +0000

Alternatively nude ninjas could possibly be more effective as their enemies are likely to be easily distracted.

By: Maura

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:02:22 +0000

Ninja suits made of the hide of your enemy. That’d actually be a rather effective ninja.

By: Roo

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:52:35 +0000

Ah, the barbarian refuge. It's in Finland, I think. They have a traveling show to raise funds; it's quite good.

By: Brandy

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:17:36 +0000

I’m hoping for barbarian ninjas.

By: Adam

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:17:29 +0000

Barbarians have struggled since fur went out of vogue… that and the fact that the price of axes has risen so sharply.

They’re a bit like a protected species… there’s a reserve somewhere in Scandanavia.

The B3 (Bring Back Barbarians) campaign starts here.

By: Brandy

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:17:06 +0000

Fear is a powerful motivator.

By: Adam

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:15:44 +0000

And that’s why we’re all a little bit scared of you… just a little bit.

By: Adam

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:14:45 +0000

That’s true… My friend Steve has always held the opinion that the really cool stuff you see today will be available for free, in skips within a decade. He said that ten years ago to me about flat-screen monitors, and bless him, he was right. I saw one next to a pile of rubbish bags just the other week.

Soon we’ll all have uber-spy fun… but then what will the spies be using?

By: Joseph Hewitt

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:04:12 +0000

In the first decade of the 21st century it’s been all about ninjas and pirates, spies and robots. Where are the barbarians? I’m hoping for a barbarian revival, myself.

By: Brandy

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:20:31 +0000

You say spy, I say research.

By: Chris

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:04:53 +0000

Cold War spy gear was pretty nifty and it’s awesome we can buy it on Ebay now, but think about the kind of gear spies get to use now, that stuff has got to be wicked cool.

By: Adam

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:29:21 +0000

Denying being a spy? You’re definitely one… sleeper agent perhaps… or a double agent… we’ll only find out when the geese fly south for winter…

By: golfwidow

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:16:46 +0000

Playing spy is the best way to figure out if you’re dressed correctly for an occasion. Pretend you need to infiltrate the area and blend with the other participants in order not to be conspicuous. It works for everything from cocktail parties to nightclubs to job interviews.

Other than that, I have no desire to be a spy; I just like not to be out of the loop.