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Rotting John
January 4th, 2009

Rotting John

Bell Boy!

As is customary at the start of a new year, it is time to honor the fallen of the previous. Perhaps one of the saddest obituaries to write is that of former punk legend, John Lydon.

I was born too late to be a punk, but in many ways the punk ethic forms what I do… the suspicion of authority, the DIY attitude, the ability to claim I can play an instrument without any lessons or previous experience… and so Mr Rotten was a guiding light in my youth, an ambassador of anarchy and unrefined creativity.

Sure, he was a bit gobby and occasionally misguided, but who isn’t?

But his death was a tragic affair, a long drawn out illness which came to finally claim him in 2008.

It started with a serious loss of credibility in 2004 when he appeared on the reality TV show ‘I’m a Celebrity’… immediately we knew something was wrong, why would someone of such fine credentials be appearing on a third-rate programme, especially one in which participation insinuates he would consider himself nothing more than ‘a celebrity’?

We watched and we winced as he endured bush trials and maddeningly lame conversation with other celebrities, all whilst mugging to the camera in a mockery of his punkier years.

Really, the vet should have been called and he should have been put out of his misery then.

But his sickness progressed. Reports started coming in about him behaving in a manner entirely unexpected of a self-proclaimed punk…

The first relates to an incident backstage at the Summercase festival in Barcelona, where apparently Lydon presided over a verbal and phycial racist assault on the Bloc Party singer, Kele Okereke. Lydon denies this happened, but other performers back up Okereke’s account.  Racism? That’s not really what you’d expect, and as far as I understand it is not compatible with the punk ethic… but getting your entourage to fight for you, that’s really low.

But it gets worse, another assault, this time by Lydon himself… on a woman, the Welsh pop singer Duffy. Bad form, and obviously the later stages of the illness that killed him.

Of course, his last gasp of life, as far as we know occured when he ditched everything we respected about him, and basically erased everything he had ever said when he made a television advert for Country Life butter.

So, there we have it, another dead idol.

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33 Comments

  1. Dave Identicon Icon Dave on 05.01.2009 at 10:38 (Reply)

    Yes, a sad day. We can also add the late Iggy Pop to the list who I saw on an insurance advert yesterday.

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 05.01.2009 at 11:20 (Reply)

      I saw that too… at least we can forgive Iggy and his drug-addled mind as I don’t think he’s ever said anything about not being a corporate shill.

      1. Melanthios Identicon Icon Melanthios on 05.01.2009 at 17:31 (Reply)

        Whenever I think of Iggy Pop, I think of ‘Iggy Pop’s Ocelot Shop’ from that one song….

        1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 06.01.2009 at 09:31 (Reply)

          ha I hadn’t seen (or heard) that before.

  2. Brandy Identicon Icon Brandy on 05.01.2009 at 19:18 (Reply)

    I’m a bit slow before I’ve had my coffee. I spent a few paragraphs thinking “I don’t recall John Lydon dying…”

    I’ll state for the record that I’m completely willing to sell out- for a decent price, even. Unfortunately, I don’t have anything to sell to the out.

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 06.01.2009 at 09:31 (Reply)

      I can give you loads of money NOT to sell out…

      1. Brandy Identicon Icon Brandy on 06.01.2009 at 09:33 (Reply)

        Yay! Where do I stand in that line?

        1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 06.01.2009 at 09:36 (Reply)

          At the paradoxical end…

          1. Brandy Identicon Icon Brandy on 06.01.2009 at 09:39 (Reply) (Comments won't nest below this level)

            I’m fairly certain I’m already standing there.

  3. Maura Identicon Icon Maura on 06.01.2009 at 08:47 (Reply)

    Oh, no…Johnny Rotten. I loved you well.

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 06.01.2009 at 09:32 (Reply)

      Oh, yes. Sadly…

  4. Hann-Solo Identicon Icon Hann-Solo on 06.01.2009 at 12:21 (Reply)

    tis so sad to see the great johnny rotten doing adds for butter, just as sad as it is to see iggy pop do insurance adverts…i mean WHY???? I swear if I turn round and see Bowie or Blondie or Slash doing ads for butter and car insurance I’m jumping in front of a bus!!!

    the only rock legend who has kept any sort of credbility by doing an advert is ozzy osbourne doing the wolrd of warcraft adverts which are HILARIOUS…

    1. sarah b. Identicon Icon sarah b. on 08.01.2009 at 09:45 (Reply)

      Those are quite amusing, but they turn excruciating when they happen to come on while you’re watching college football with your tee-totalling, Southern Baptist great-grandparents. That was a thirty second block of my Christmas holiday that I could have done without.

  5. Xia Identicon Icon Xia on 06.01.2009 at 12:24 (Reply)

    I have this love/hate feelings towards Johnny Rotten. But it’s sad to see a piece of punk history gone. RIP John Lydon.

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 08.01.2009 at 11:46 (Reply)

      “I have this love/hate feelings”

      are they tattooed on your knuckles?

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  7. The Juzzard Identicon Icon The Juzzard on 07.01.2009 at 22:44 (Reply)

    It makes me cringe and he is a sell-out etc. But I have to say, I’ve tried that particular brand of butter, and It does taste the best.

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 08.01.2009 at 11:45 (Reply)

      Me too… and I too can say it isn’t too bad on a crumpet or two (or five), but I’ve never been the figurehead of a punk movement.

      That said, I wouldn’t sink so low as to do reality TV.

  8. Philip J Schadenfreude Identicon Icon Philip J Schadenfreude on 08.01.2009 at 11:23 (Reply)

    I bought the butter, but then I gave it away. Is that punk? I never really entered a social scene, rather preferring to ‘go my own way’ – still, it’s always quite worrying to meet someone dressed the same as you.

    Tangent aside, maybe he needs the money?

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 08.01.2009 at 11:30 (Reply)

      “maybe he needs the money”

      Then he should write songs, play some music, practice what he preaches… even asking for money… I’d rather donate to the ’stop a punk selling out fund’ than watch him shill butter on the the television.

      1. The Juzzard Identicon Icon The Juzzard on 08.01.2009 at 18:41 (Reply)

        There’s probably loads of ways he could make money as loads of people are still fans of him and his music…(maybe not so much since this though haha)

        I would understand a bit more if he was one of those old music stars who have completely disappeared off the radar, but he’s not so its just tragic.

  9. Joseph Hewitt Identicon Icon Joseph Hewitt on 08.01.2009 at 22:55 (Reply)

    Oh come on, people. The Sex Pistols themselves were started as an advertisement for a clothing store. Lydon’s entire career has been built on being a facetious arsehole.

    Besides, the Ramones were way better.

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 12.01.2009 at 09:50 (Reply)

      You’re not wrong… but just like the way the Monkees were a manufactured band that gained creative and artistic independance before they dropped out of public view, I was hoping the Pistols would try to maintain some facade of integrity.

      Not to be.

      And yes, the Ramones are way better…. Indeed, I think that’s part of my ire… There are plenty of punk bands without the acclaim of the Pistols who were far better, produced better music, were more punk and still maintain their credentials…

  10. Ben Identicon Icon Ben on 09.01.2009 at 19:03 (Reply)

    Does any one really give a fuck about punk?
    *mutters about star trek and WoW and goes for breakfast*

    1. Brandy Identicon Icon Brandy on 10.01.2009 at 09:29 (Reply)

      “Does any one really give a fuck about punk?”
      There’s an entire blog post up top- followed by a series of comments- that heavily suggest that people do, in fact, give a fuck about punk.

      I’m not sure how Star Trek and WoW apply to punk and butter.

  11. Ben Identicon Icon Ben on 09.01.2009 at 19:11 (Reply)

    Anyway, isn’t punk about anarchy? Atleast I think it is, judging by the large number of so called punks sporting anarchy tattoos (I’m unique, just like every one else).
    This bloke couldn’t be more punk then. He has gone against what you expect and has offended you, clearly he doesn’t give a flying fuck about what you think.
    You should hail him as a true hero of the punki ethos.

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 12.01.2009 at 09:47 (Reply)

      It is about anarchy… and doing the unexpected…

      The problem is that a musician who claims he is a punk and then sells out isn’t unexpected… it’s the same thing they always do, and that’s what is so disappointing.

      I never expected him not to sell out… I just hoped he wouldn’t.

      And threatening women, I suppose could be seen as his movement towards equality for the genders… but as I see it he’s just a jumped up idiot.

  12. golfwidow Identicon Icon golfwidow on 11.01.2009 at 23:12 (Reply)

    I could have forgiven Johnny Rotten if he’d only said “I can’t tell Country Life Butter from a dead crab.”

    (The dead crab, she said she said)

    I can’t forgive this, and I can’t forgive Iggy Pop letting the Man use “Lust for Life” to sell people on cruise ship tickets, and I can’t forgive Billy Idol for recording a CD of Christmas standards without a trace of irony.

    But I’ll forgive Bob Dylan for doing a Victoria’s Secret commercial, because he once said, some thirty-odd years ago, that the only thing he’d ever sell out for would be women’s underwear, and he kept his word.

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 12.01.2009 at 10:05 (Reply)

      I would have forgiven him is he had said that Country Life tastes like dead crab…

      but he didn’t…

      Go Dylan. If I’m going to sell out, it will be for a teleporting device.

  13. Xia Identicon Icon Xia on 12.01.2009 at 12:35 (Reply)

    Lol. One’s on my left knee, and the other on my right. Johnny likes it hard:).

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 12.01.2009 at 13:09 (Reply)

      Ha! That’s ace, knee tattoos.

  14. Eric Burns-White Identicon Icon Eric Burns-White on 13.01.2009 at 15:15 (Reply)

    The man was on Judge Judy in the ’90’s. Unironically.

    Judge. Judy.

    Seriously.

    I mean, what’s a butter commercial compared to Judge Fucking Judy?

    1. Adam Identicon Icon Adam on 14.01.2009 at 09:06 (Reply)

      “what’s a butter commercial compared to Judge Fucking Judy?” – probably the thought that went through his punk-addled mind when he accepted to pimp Country Life.

      Judge Judy… I think you’re right, it doesn’t get any lower than that.

      And if it does, Lydon will find it.

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