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I am curious, Ben, do I count as a girl you have met online then in real space? Clearly I literally fit the criteria, but you know what I mean.

Hahaha.

Welcome back, how are things with you?

Bens last post..Family Portraits

Joe, do think douchebagging is one of the services he offers? I noticed he says he is in the US Army, so do you reckon he is the barracks whore?
I wonder what the army would do to him if he was charged with international computer crimes?
Electronic Sexual Harrassment would be an embarrassing charge.

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DmLs last post..iBrawl by Gourami

Also I have to agree you are abrasive and not particularly verbose (as one would expect a “freelance writer” to be). I mean no particular offense, these are character flaws you should probably work on. Consider it constructive criticism. Douchebag.

The Great Joe Bivinss last post..I Curse and It’s a Whole Blog Post

However, aside from being an attention seeking, obnoxious character, you are also quite paranoid.

Do you really think I’d bother to leave any comment or even visit your site after the first one I did led to this torrent of abuse? As for being pretty damn lucky about using IP privacy techniques, the only one I use is not visiting your site… which I suppose I do consider lucky.

Besides leaving nasty comments is not my style, mostly because I don’t want to be like you.

And I’m taking your threats seriously… If you are capable of ‘attacking’ this site, and decide to do such a thing, I know your hosting company and your ISP, and I will have no hesitation pursuing this as a legal matter.

And finally, for the last time, I don’t give a monkeys what’s on your site, if you had bothered to read any of this you’d know that my problem is with that shitty little comment you left on my site.

So please, go away, calm down and do something constructive with your time.

OOOooo scary, a disclosure policy, im shaking in my booties xD

Also, when insulting me, use proper punctuation and grammar. I believe you wanted to call me PUERILE. Which the definition of the word makes me giggle as I write this.

Also, please note that my webpage has a disclosure policy. The policy indicates that writing on my page my be offensive to certain viewers and demographics. Please dont bitch at me about my site being offensive when I spell in black and white that it is.

Justin – The Educated Whores last post..Stand Up

Anyway, I suspect that these attacks are a method of attracting attention to the gits site. Generating traffic is important to some and doing so by being controversial is an easy method.
Take a look at the name, Educated Whore, it speaks volumes about the mindset of the author.

Knowing that the attack was an attempt to raise traffic volume, I still went for a gander. Whilst I did not spot any blatent racism or sexism (homophobic or otherwise), I did notice a general disregard for grammar and proper sentence structure. This guy seems to write like I speak when I am tired, strung out on caffiene and in a shitty mood. That he claims this is his shining example of literary brillance is worrying.

Anyway, I have far more important things to do than to worry about a werbly doobernackle, I have to go vacuum the floor.

Bens last post..DSC_2736

Honestly we tout the internet as a place to make connections but isn’t it telling that so often it’s just a place to make an ass of oneself anonymously?

The Great Joe Bivinss last post..I Curse and It’s a Whole Blog Post

I visited the site in the comment,and I realised that ‘Josh’ was not the name of the guy behind the site… that is, the site is run by Justin Merrill…

And since the email address supplied for the comment was also fake I decided to email Justin to let him know what comment was left, in case it was spamming him too. However, here was his response:

Your site is too bland for me anyway. I dont actually read the
material on your webpage i just visit the people that leave comments
on my webpage. I can honestly say childrens books have more
entertainment value than your blog ever will. I must say it warms my
heart that you email me and comment. I never knew that my blog was so
bad that some pathetic hydroglite over the internet had to tell me
that it was. That is an entire feat by itself. Talk to me when you
have more interesting to say. Perhaps explain to me how my blog is
homophobic…racist i can understand. look forward to hearing from you
about that.

Oh yes, Justin, you will hear back from me indeed.

I did indeed leave a comment on your site, using my real name and a real email address, unlike you (a sure sign of cowardice is hiding behind a false name and email, but to be so stupid as to then leave a link in the body of the comment to your site)… I left a comment mostly because I felt sorry that you had no other comments. That will be the last time I decide to participate in anything to do with you. Well done for showing your readers respect.

I’m now going to take your email, and you, apart line by line to show you what an idiot you are.

First, however, I’d like you, my readers to see the face behind the wit that is Justin.

I don’t like to judge a book by it’s god-awful, child scaring cover… but you have to agree, all of a sudden some of this makes sense. OK, on to the email…

“Your site is too bland for me anyway. I dont actually read the material on your webpage”

So, essentially you are saying that you’ve made a decision something is bland without actually looking at it. How do you do that and where can I get such super powers? Plus, I see from your pathetic attempt at a website that you tout yourself as a freelance writer. I have to mention that your punctuation is awful, as is your spelling and general grammar, not just here in this email/comment, but also on your site.

“I can honestly say childrens books have more entertainment value than your blog ever will.”

Well, now we know your reading level I can understand why you found my ‘blog’ too difficult. From now on I will only use short words so that you can understand.

Actually, that’s a bit harsh. I like children’s books. Mostly they are entertaining and educational… you know, like the opposite of everything you manage to write.

” I must say it warms my heart that you email me and comment.”

Good. But if you had read much of what I do you would know that one of my favourite things is challenging ignorant bigots. As for your heart, I suddenly find myself a lot fonder of cholesterol and its effects on people like you.

” I never knew that my blog was so bad that some pathetic hydroglite over the internet had to tell me that it was.”

Oh, it is my friend, make no mistake. But that’s not what I took exception to. You are free to write what you like on your own blog, however, I do object to you leaving comments here full of your brand of racist, homophobic bullshit.

And I’m slightly impressed that that you invented the insult ‘hydroglite’ just for me. The thing is, because the rest of your writing is so bad I can only assume this word is a typo.

“That is an entire feat by itself”

Not really, I just sent an email. And I’d happily send you an email every day for the next ten years to tell you what an obnoxious person you are… except that I know this is probably the most contact you’ve had with another human in years and I wouldn’t want you to get attached as once I’ve finished this I hope to have no further contact with you.

“Talk to me when you have more interesting to say.”

I have plenty interesting to say, like bad how your grammar is makes you sound like Yoda. Freelance writer. How much work do you get?

“Perhaps explain to me how my blog is homophobic…racist i can understand.”

This is my favourite line. You are quite happy to admit to being racist but are slightly outraged that I call you homophobic? As it happens I didn’t say your blog was either of those things, I said YOU were racist and homophobic. My evidence for this is from your first comment where you called me a faggot and attacked my nationality… I can’t comment on your blog because unlike you I’m unwilling to make judgements about things I don’t read… I only managed two posts before I gave up and thought that nailing my hands to my desk was a better use of my time.

The thing is, you come across as someone with a terribly low IQ. You think that engaging people on such an offensive level is somehow rewarding, and that’s the sign of someone who is starved of attention.

I’m struck by the irony of creating a comic and a post about how people find others that they love using the internet only to find you.

The Great Joe Bivinss last post..I Curse and It’s a Whole Blog Post

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Here’s hoping he figures his issues out, before he hurts himself, or someone else. It’ll come with growing up.