Okay. Right. Here’s my plan.

We take the time machine back to the thirteenth century, where we snatch Aquinas at the moment of attacking said prostitute, then we take him forwards into the present day and replace Nick Griffin with the irate Aquinas at the moment of a debate with the Tories. Aquinas will assault David Cameron under the momentum of his original RAEG, at which point a fight will hopefully break out and we can drop a twenty-tonne weight on all three of them, to the Liberty Bell, which we will of course have rerecorded for the DeLorean’s car radio.

Would the NFL or college football have missed him much?
.-= sitting pugs´s last blog ..NFL’s ten hugest deals =-.

Good ol’ what’s-his-face Hoover (Herbert?..) back in the 1920s, before he had time to
a)take credit for a boom he gave nothing to and
b)cause one big depression to get a hella’ lot worse through his lassez-faire shit.

Perez Hilton. I’ve never read any of his…(or her…gender, anyone?)…columns or what have you, but I gather they are somewhat of godfather (or mother) to gossip columns, bitchiness in the modern world and all things that entails. Plus, Will.I.Am has punched them, so they must be worthy of an early grave, ‘cos he is hard to annoy.

I’d also find that stupid TV executive who first said “Hey…what about, putting some people in a house, making them do stupid things, and filming it? We’ll make millions! And we can ruin the meaning of a perfectly good phrase from George Orwell’s novel. Yay!”
That person must die, preferably in the form of taking current version of them back to view their own horrible, hideous but necessary murder.

Additionally, a temporary killing of Shakespeare, to avoid the existance of Macbeth. Or even better, going into the play and just stabbing Macbeth in the face until he quits being such a cry baby and just gets on with his life. The witches may live…

On a personal note, I’d quuuiiiite like to remove my headteacher from existance, or at least from this particular hemisphere…

Okay, I’m done now.

Yes, I mean Muhammed, tho, I don’t really know enough about that religion to really know if it is a good idea or not. But, seeing as we already have one person nominating to kill god, I don’t see why Allah is such a big issue.

I have often heard that the Indians were working on Calculus, so Newton wasn’t all that important.
I enjoy using the three laws of thermodynamics, but, as ppl are still trying to make over-unity devices, the laws are clearly not very respected.

I think the person who designed the lightbulb should be shot, such a wasteful device (maybe Edison, or was it one of his students/helpers).

Also, good luck on finding Allah, I think you might have meant Muhammed… if you were gunning for the prophet rather than the god that is. If really meant to set your sights on Allah then I applaud your aspiration but question your sense.

Newton would be a bit unfair, it’s not his fault no-one’s worked out how everything works, and he did some fairly important sciency things (not just gravity – dude came up with calculus, did some things in optics, he got around is what I’m saying)

I could go on, I guess I am just in a killing kinda mood.

Saved: 45,914 illnesses
177 deaths

Preventable if parents would realize that the medical community knows more than a dim-witted playmate turned actress and have their children vaccinated properly.

And a good one too… but how will we know when she’s dead?

Cruise, whatever his faults, has never butchered so much as a line of Shakespeare. Besides, as you pointed out, he’s a Scientologist, and I gather those crystalline entities are immortal.

Reeves might meet the blue fairy and become a real boy someday.

I’ll reserve my hatred for the wooden of my own sex:

Callista Flockheart, you are toast.