Comments on: Three shakes

By: storkclub

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 08:48:53 +0000

I must say i like the opening of your novel..as a girl i have been to some questionable bathrooms and so many stories u can read on the wall..it used to take me 10 min to read coz it so damn funny and interesting.

By: Encifer

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:32:36 +0000

I enjoy the urinal cakes that smell like bubblegum .-= Encifer´s last blog ..On Sanity’s Edge 2 =-.

By: Maddie

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:39:20 +0000

My favourite bathroom wall scrawl will always be the exchange of :
“I f*cked your mum!”
with, in different handwriting,
“Dad, go home.”

Although after my mum first got hearing aids, I took great delight in writing a reply to a similar first phrase on my exam table of “haha, joke’s on you. Mum’s got aids.”
Well, no one said I had to specify what type…

By: Ben

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:22:38 +0000

Maybe you need to choose a better place to get your cakes from?

By: Lord Likely

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:52:19 +0000

Urinal cakes are a complete misnomer. They taste absolutely nothing like cakes. .-= Lord Likely´s last blog ..Fingering the Felon =-.

By: Ben

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:25:33 +0000

Yes, indeed some do involve alcohol. My mate was relating the events of a particular night to me, just recently. He said that watching me peeing on the sidewalk, legs spread wide in a vain attempt to balance, waving casually at the passing girls, was one of the funniest things he has ever seen.
I’m not sure I broke any bathroom etiquette, as there aren’t supposed to be girls there.

Speaking of girls, I’m sure many of you have seen the photo of the girl at a music festival or race day, squatting over a urinal? Well, I’ve actually seen that happen a few times at the Perth Big Day Out.

I’m sure I’ve recounted the tale of being attacked by hornets some where on this site? That was most amusing and did not involve a single drop of grog.

By: Ben

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:17:58 +0000

I don’t understand, when are portaloos not fucking disgusting? When I have the option, I prefer a shovel and a long walk, or, to just hold. But holding it in opens up a whole world of perilous farting.

By: Maddie

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:40:58 +0000

I would like to point out, seeing as I have mentioned up there ^ that I have a device allowing me to pee standing up, that it is not one of those. It’s a Shewee (pronounced Shweeee) that is not, I repeat NOT shaped like a dick.

I just want to establish that.

By: Maddie

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:34:53 +0000

I’m a little worried that I only got one of those wrong… I don’t even use urinals!

That said, I do have a peculiar little device that allows me to pee standing up. Useful as heck on camping trips when the portaloos are disgusting.
There you go, your daily TMI dose is fulfilled.

By: Roo

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:27:21 +0000

The nature of the joke here reminds of this video…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGa7vqqRFOI

By: Adam

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:54:37 +0000

Great joke… or at least a cutting explanation of those types of joke.

i’m a little worried to ask about the bathroom incidents that took place outside the bathroom… I’m guessing the involvement of alcohol?

By: sitting pugs

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:58:34 +0000

I'm glad I'll never have to worry about penis-tap-door cross-contamination. Thank Zeus for hands-free faucets. Always use a napkin when grasping the door handle to leave the facilities. .-= sitting pugs´s last blog ..No wonder the lights were out on 10th street =-.

By: The Great Joe Bivins

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:53:48 +0000

I'd have to stand too far away to angle it in. I'm not some sort of pee sniper! .-= The Great Joe Bivins´s last blog ..COMIC: BAADD: Blobs All About Drunk Driving =-.

By: Ben

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:32:01 +0000

My favourite joke was written on a cubicle wall, tho, it was in the womens toilets. http://www.flickr.com/photos/brokentoyshop/2132175951/ I've been in some interesting bathroom related incidents, some not even located in an actual bathroom. So, how about that weather hey?

By: Ben

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:17:27 +0000

I want to set an email account to forward all emails to another account, and then get that account to forward all emails to the first account.
The intertubes would drown!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

By: Ben

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:13:16 +0000

You know Joe, your urine will go all the way to the ground, so, unless you have shockingly bad aim, there is no reason to avoid the smaller commodes.

By: Adam

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:13:29 +0000

What? This doesn’t sound like fun?

By: Adam

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:12:34 +0000

I imagine that was a little like the internet equivalent of an echo… a really annoying one at that.

By: Matt`

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:07:10 +0000

That’s great, thanks

By: Adam

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:01:54 +0000

OK, is this working now?

By: beemoh

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:51:26 +0000

…you mean you don’t get your butler to do it for you?

By: Matt`

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:50:29 +0000

Unrelated, but I’ve got myself into a somewhat stupid situation. Added comments from 2 different computers that had 2 different email addresses saved for auto-entry into the comment form. Now I’m receiving each update (of which there are quite a few) twice.

Just to add to the stupid, one of those email boxes is set up to forward everything it received to the other address (for spam filtering means; I can change the settings to forward things selectively) so one of my addresses is somewhat drowning in update emails.

Tried the “Manage your subscriptions” link, but it doesn’t like me… “You may not access this page without a valid key.” Halp?

By: Adam

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:40:19 +0000

Now that seems like a game in its own right…

By: Roo

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:38:39 +0000

I do that, must be the laboratory training.

By: Matt`

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:37:15 +0000

I’ve seen contact-less sinks before… bowl shaped hole in the wall, you put your hands in and it dispenses soap, water and then hot air. Unfortunately they had the timing of each phase all wrong, so you’d not have enough time to wash the soap off before the air came and have to go round for another cycle (dodging the soap) to get more water.