Comments on: Tinned Time Travel

By: storkclub

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 08:44:12 +0000

There are just those times when i want to eat SPAM or Pork and Beans in a can. But it’s really not good for you coz of the preservatives and it does have an expiration date.

By: Jeremie Smith

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:37:40 +0000

Haha, check the expiration date first! We cannot deny the fact, that even if we are not fan of canned goods, there are still some canned goods at home. Fresh food are great, but there will come a time that you will look for a can.

By: Plombier urgence

Wed, 19 May 2010 09:22:13 +0000

Preserved food really seems old.

If i found just like that to me, I would never take risks and would clear out them immediately.

I ‘m affraid to eat them by accident.

By: traveladdict

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:18:45 +0000

I dont also want canned goods, It’s better to taste fresh foods rather

By: The Great Joe Bivins

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:30:39 +0000

I heard that Prince Albert was secretly a hamster in a man suit. .-= The Great Joe Bivins´s last blog ..SONG: Indelible =-.

By: tia

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:28:28 +0000

but how’d they get Prince Albert into that can in the first place?

i bet the British monarchy has a shrink ray.

By: tia

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:25:52 +0000

i suppose that depends on when you decide James Madison ceases to be James Madison

By: jjmblue7

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:00:58 +0000

But youe see, the problem with Prince Albert in a can is they always let him out.

By: beemoh

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 08:47:41 +0000

I’ve been informed by many people making phonecalls on American television shows that they managed to get Prince Albert in a can, once. I’m sure Mr. Madison can join him.

By: Ben

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:24:32 +0000

My thoughts exactly. Are there any minerals he won’t need? Maybe we could scrap half the iron and phosphorous and most of the salt?

By: The Great Joe Bivins

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:06:56 +0000

Dehydrated he might fit. .-= The Great Joe Bivins´s last blog ..SONG: Indelible =-.

By: Ben

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:04:04 +0000

Hmmm, I dunno, but I reckon there would be ways to get him in there. Are you worried about the overall quality of the final product? .-= Ben´s last blog ..Aftermath of a Partae =-.

By: tia

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:00:18 +0000

i propose fabrication of a new label!

what exactly should be on this new label i can’t decide, but my first reaction based on all my recent brain-input was ‘cthulhu mucus’ and then ‘James Madison’.

i have the feeling I’m getting a little warped.

how James Madison would fit into a can i don’t know.

By: The Great Joe Bivins

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:35:34 +0000

Ah I believe you refer to the famous Schrodinger's Can thought experiment. .-= The Great Joe Bivins´s last blog ..SONG: Indelible =-.

By: Baughbe

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:24:44 +0000

The UNKNOWN, that is the point. Are you one who is willing to touch the unknown, or will you pass the matrix of probabilities on to another? Remember, once opened, it cannot be un-opened. Never opened, it cannot be realized.

By: jjmblue7

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:36:33 +0000

I think we have some unlabelled cans around the house, but so long as the date’s not expired and there’s nothing else to eat, I’d have at it.

We recently had a similar scenario at my workplace. There was a locker on the break room that someone had locked up and never took his things out when he left, about the time I started there 8 years ago. This summer we had a conversation about it and borke it open to see what was inside: An apron, a name tag, a spoon of all things, and this weird slime (I believe it was sentient at this point).

By: Ben

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:01:24 +0000

I am not a big fan of the can. The only time I happily eat tinned food is when I am camping, then I hope it is Hearty Beef Stew. Canning is generally a bad thing. I dunno, maybe it is because I am used to all my food being fresh, I don't like preserved foods? .-= Ben´s last blog ..Woomeral River HDR =-.

By: Ben

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:58:29 +0000

I think our digestive systems would get along fine
.-= Ben´s last blog ..Woomeral River HDR =-.

By: Mikey

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:50:34 +0000

Sometimes when I’m at a strangers house for a house party, I’ll remove the labels from all of their cans just so that they can go through the same terrible mystery…

By: The Great Joe Bivins

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:25:24 +0000

I had some Spaghetti-Os last night because I'd run out of every other food item except for peanut butter (and later I ate some of that directly from the jar). My digestive system and I are engaged in an ongoing conflict and he didn't care at all for those Spaghetti-Os. No sir. .-= The Great Joe Bivins´s last blog ..SONG: Indelible =-.

By: Davey

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:44:56 +0000

Only thing I can’t really eat canned is green beans. Everything else, yah, there’s a bit of a interest added by canning.

By: Adam

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:02:58 +0000

A quick calculation reveals that that the can would have a shelf life of around three minutes in that case.

By: beemoh

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:53:18 +0000

Keep it for when you make a joke that’s not particularly funny, in case it’s canned laughter.

By: Adam

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:32:27 +0000

I should add, that this comic is not really of my doing…

The credit should go to my brother in law, who said, ‘time travel opens up a whole can of worm holes’ completely off hand and unaware of his own genius.

Thanks Phil.

I should also add that during a recent stay, Roo added a further caveat to this which is ‘Drug use opens up a whole can of pot holes’.

Thanks Roo.