*spits the dirt out of his mouth*

OK, I’m back… reports of my death were not exaggerated, but why should that stop me doing what I love?

Zombies, they’re everywhere these days – TV, Films, Books, Popular Culture – and it seems that I have joined their ranks by rising from the dead.

So, whilst we can ponder all day why the undead are featuring so heavily in our media – is it the state of the global economy, the wars and the general FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt) of modern living – the only decision I have to make is what sort of zombie I come back as.

A shuffling, shambling mess? No.

You know those run-faster-than-when-they-were-alive, super-powered types? Well, that’s me now.

And that means there are going to be a few changes to The Flowfield Unity, there have to be.

Firstly, with my new found zombiness, I have teeth and I’m going to use them. No more holding back. That means that we’re going from ‘almost PG to 15 rated’. Swearing is fine, hell, it’s practically mandatory in times like these. I’m pretty sure if you are old enough to get these odd comics, you’re old enough to understand the context of curse words.

And also, as a card-carrying member of the risen, it’s my job to convert you to the cause… there will be more about that soon, but essentially I’ve realised that I am not The Flowfield Unity… You are.

So there you are. I’m not going daily just yet… you do need to shuffle a bit before you gather speed up to a full adrenaline-inducing sprint, but I will be posting fairly regularly, so stay tuned.

And thanks for digging me out of the ground, all of you, I really appreciate it and I will do the same for you when you fall.

*wonders if it is too soon to sing the Gary Glitter song; It’s good to be back, it’s good to be back*